Fuck That mediation - Kiez Burn version

Sit, stand or lie comfortably
focus on your breathing
allow yourself to be here, fully, in this moment
feel the gravity slowly impact your eyelids
& close your eyes
in this inner world of tranquil, do not think of the pink elephant
instead, picture your magic stick
gradually,
let the horseshit of the default world fade from your awareness
you find your mind wandering to Talk threads or mediation panels
don't let it concern you
just acknowledge that all that shit is fucking bullshit
You are here now, in this place, with your inner stillness
those bitches can't get under your skin anymore
Take a deep breath in,
now breath out
Take a deep breath in,
and say "fuck that"
Just feel the fucking nonsense float away
take deep, loud breaths
Breath in strength
breath out bullshit
breath in loudly
breath out silent burn
Allow your breathing to discover its own self-reliant, unhurried pace
If your thoughts drift to the three-ring shitshow of Talk, Dreams & Realities
bring your attention back to your magic stick of why
And with each breath you take, feel your body saying "fuck that"
Take a deep breath in
and say "fuck that"
With passive acceptance, just allow your pent-up frustration around not being able to convince everyone you are right, to float by
Take a deep breath in
and say "fuck that"
With each breath you take, you care less about sound regulations or advice processes
Take a deep breath in
and say "fuck that"
Breath in Talk moderation
Breath out advice process
Take a moment to appreciate the carelessness
Those lead meetings can't piss all over a purity like this
you are weightless, timeless, without beginning or end
completely relaxed & free of stress
and as you slowly open your eyes
look at your magic stick
look at all these people
great the world
And take a deep breath and say "fuck that"
For the original version: https://www.amazon.com/F-ck-That-Honest-Meditation/dp/1101907231